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Merry Christmas and Happy New Year
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Happy Christmas Everyone
Silent Night! The origin of the well known Christmas carol Silent Night was a poem written in 1816 by the Austrian priest called Joseph Mohr. On Christmas Eve in 1818 in the small alpine village called Oberndorf it is reputed that the organ at St. Nicholas Church had broken. Joseph Mohr gave the poem of Silent Night (Stille Nacht) to his friend Franz Xavier Gruber and the melody for Silent Night was composed with this in mind. The music to Silent Night was therefore intended for a guitar and the simple score was finished in time for Midnight Mass. Silent Night is the most famous Christmas carol of all time!.
Short Christmas Jokes
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ? It's Christmas, Eve !
How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ? Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ? The letter "D" !
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ? Santa Claustrophobia !
What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ? Black mail !
Who delivers cat's Christmas presents ? Santa Paws !
Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney ? Because it soots him !
Who delivers elephants's Christmas presents? Elephanta Claus !
How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ? Stacks !
Why is Santa like a bear on Christmas Eve ? Because he's Sooty !
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